From Evernote:

WitchCraft and Golf

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

From Evernote:

Ten signs you may be addicted to FarmVille Clipped from: http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=183788#post2164011

You MIGHT have an FarmVille addiction if:

1. You have a full-blown panic attack when your crop reaches 33% and you realize you forgot to plant one square in the middle.
2. You keep trying to harvest your buildings.
3. You laughed at number 2 but still try to harvest the plants in your greenhouse.
4. You buy only fruits and vegetables that you grow on your farm, and at dinner pretend that you grew them yourself.
5. You keep wondering why your cats don't turn pink once a day.
6. You send your parents more pictures of your farm than of your kids.
7. You color coordinate your clothes to your crops.
8. You've already ordered a FarmVille T-shirt and are eyeing the mug.
9. Everyone at your work got to see you jumping up and down in your cubicle, screaming "I got an ugly duckling!"
10. You've cancelled your plans for this weekend "just in case" there is a repeat of superberries.